Porch Pirates

Nov 28, 2024

1h 47m

★ 3.0

The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Genres

Comedy

Family

Crime

Production Companies

Pine Line Studios

Red Plaid Films

Porch Pirates Trailers

Cast

Jack Tyler

Jay Dee Walters

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Ryan T. Johnson

Maria Tyler

Candace Kirkpatrick

Fast Eddie

Eric Hanson

Marcos Fernandez

Phil Mendoza

Mayor Jim

Bill Jenkins

David

David D. Ford

Charley

Natalie Jones

Sarah

Molly Peyton White

Sally Jones

Kara Rainer

Bobby

Noah Archibald

Delivery Man

Cody C King

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