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Porch Pirates
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Porch Pirates

Nov 28, 2024
1h 47m
★ 3.0

The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Genres

Comedy
Family
Crime

Production Companies

Pine Line Studios
Red Plaid Films

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Jay Dee Walters

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Ryan T. Johnson

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Candace Kirkpatrick

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Eric Hanson

Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Phil Mendoza

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

Bill Jenkins

David D. Ford

David

David D. Ford

Natalie Jones

Charley

Natalie Jones

Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Molly Peyton White

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Kara Rainer

Noah Archibald

Bobby

Noah Archibald

Cody C King

Delivery Man

Cody C King

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