Porch Pirates

Nov 28, 2024

1h 47m

★ 3.0

They know when you are sleeping. The know when your away.

Overview

In "Porch Pirates," three detectives—Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones—tackle the challenge of catching a group of holiday thieves. As they strive to safeguard the festive season, they also manage personal struggles. Jack balances his demanding job with his vibrant family life, while widower Marcos grapples with his grief during the holidays. The plot thickens with a high-stakes mission to retrieve a valuable Beanie Baby stolen from the Mayor's porch, threatening the town's Christmas spirit. This thrilling chase is laden with humor, surprising turns, and a sprinkle of holiday magic, reminding us that Christmas joy comes from unity, laughter, and sometimes, chasing the perfect, unconventional gift.

Genres

Comedy

Family

Drama

Production Companies

Ichthys Films

Pine Line Studios

Red Plaid Films

Porch Pirates Trailers

Cast

Jack Tyler

Jay Dee Walters

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Ryan T. Johnson

Maria Tyler

Candace Kirkpatrick

Fast Eddie

Eric Hanson

Marcos Fernandez

Phil Mendoza

Mayor Jim

Bill Jenkins

David

David D. Ford

Charley

Natalie Jones

Sarah

Molly Peyton White

Sally Jones

Kara Rainer

Bobby

Noah Archibald

Delivery Man

Cody C King

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