Major Payne

Mar 24, 1995

1h 35m

★ 6.5

He's looking for a few good men... or a few guys old enough to shave.

Overview

Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Family

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Wife 'n' Kids

Major Payne Trailers

Cast

Maj. Benson Payne

Damon Wayans

Emily Walburn

Karyn Parsons

Dr. Phillips

William Hickey

Lt. Col. Stone

Michael Ironside

Gen. Decker

Albert Hall

Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne

Orlando Brown

Cadet Alex Stone

Steven Martini

Cadet Dotson

Andrew Leeds

Cadet Wuliger

Chris Owen

Cadet Bryan

Joseph Blaire

Cadet Fox

Mark W. Madison

Cadet Sgt. Johnson

Peyton Chesson-Fohl

The Lemon Popsicle boys - Bobby, Benji, and Huey - have been drafted into the army, but they're not quite ready to give up the freedom they've enjoyed for so long and submit to army discipline. They spend most of their time chasing women, trying to get out of doing any work and avoiding their no-nonsense sergeant.

5.9

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6.3

Buffalo Soldiers

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5.8

NVA

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7.0

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6.8

They Called Him Bulldozer

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6.3

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5.9

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6.6

Stripes

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6.8

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6.1

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7.1

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6.0

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5.8

The Call-up

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It's time for Jonsson to return to his old regiment to rehearse what he learned during conscription a few years ago. He meets his old friends, platoon leader Larsson and the music loving captain 'Beethoven'. Jonsson and his comrades doesn't take it very serious - but they have a jolly good time. A female journalist follows the exercise to write an article, and gets interested in him.

5.2

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2.0

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6.9

The Toth Family

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The Toth family resides in Northern Hungary. The couple has a daughter and a son, the latter a member of the armed forces. When his weary major is ordered to take a vacation, the son talks him into a visit to his family home. Comedy ensues when the Toths go overboard trying to make things pleasant for the visiting major in hopes of an easier life for their son the soldier.