Major Payne

Mar 24, 1995

1h 35m

★ 6.4

He's looking for a few good men... or a few guys old enough to shave.

Overview

Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Family

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Wife 'n' Kids

Major Payne Trailers

Cast

Maj. Benson Payne

Damon Wayans

Emily Walburn

Karyn Parsons

Dr. Phillips

William Hickey

Lt. Col. Stone

Michael Ironside

Gen. Decker

Albert Hall

Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne

Orlando Brown

Cadet Alex Stone

Steven Martini

Cadet Dotson

Andrew Leeds

Cadet Wuliger

Chris Owen

Cadet Bryan

Joseph Blaire

Cadet Fox

Mark W. Madison

Cadet Sgt. Johnson

Peyton Chesson-Fohl

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