The story of a man who wanted to keep the world safe for democracy...and meet girls.
Hard-luck cabbie John Winger, directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey. After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.
John Winger
Russell Ziskey
Sgt. Hulka
Stella Hansen
Louise Cooper
Dewey "Ox" Oxberger
Capt. Stillman
Stillman's Aid
Cruiser
Col. Glass
Anita
Francis "Psycho" Soyer