The story of a man who wanted to keep the world safe for democracy...and meet girls.
John Winger, an indolent sad sack in his 30s, impulsively joins the US Army after losing his job, his girlfriend and his apartment.
John Winger
Russell Ziskey
Sgt. Hulka
Stella Hansen
Louise Cooper
Dewey "Ox" Oxberger
Capt. Stillman
Stillman's Aid
Cruiser
Col. Glass
Anita
Francis "Psycho" Soyer