Big Nothing

Dec 1, 2006

1h 26m

★ 6.4

They wrote the book on how not to be criminals.

Overview

A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Crime

Thriller

Production Companies

Pathe

Ingenious Film Partners

Isle of Man Film

Wales Creative IP Fund

Big Nothing Trailers

Cast

Charlie

David Schwimmer

Gus

Simon Pegg

Josie McBroom

Alice Eve

Penelope Wood

Natascha McElhone

Agent Hymes

Jon Polito

Mrs. Smalls

Mimi Rogers

Deputy Garman

William Rosenfeld

80 year old Blind Man

Julian Glover

Melanie 1

Shauna Shim

Isabella

Sarah Edmondson

Call Center Supervisor

Amber Sealey

Melanie 2

Laurence Bouvard

Louis-Philippe Fourchaume, another typical lead-role for French comedy superstar Louis de Funès, is the dictatorial CEO of a French company which designs and produces sail yachts, and fires in yet another tantrum his designer André Castagnier, not realizing that man is his only chance to land a vital contract with the Italian magnate Marcello Cacciaperotti. So he has to find him at his extremely rural birthplace in 'la France profonde', which proves a torturous odyssey for the spoiled rich man; when he does get there his torment is far from over: the country bumpkin refuses to resume his slavish position now the shoe is on the other foot, so Fourchaume is dragged along in the boorish family life, and at times unable to control his temper, which may cost him more credit then he painstakingly builds up...

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