Up Your Alley

Aug 4, 1971

1h 10m

★ 2.6

The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!

Overview

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Headliner Productions

Up Your Alley Trailers

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Cast

Seymour

Frank Corsentino

Maria Manina

Haji

Grogan

Michael Finn

Toenails

Marius Mazmanian

Sissy

Lee McLaughlin

Don Marco

Charles Knapp

Mother

Lillian Shrewsbury

Aunt

Irene Makarewicz

Bruno

John Bloom

Gardener

Tyra Tashiro

Nazi

Luanne Roberts

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