Dear Cardholder

Nov 22, 1989

1h 32m

★ 0.0

Overview

Hec, a sacked taxation clerk, seeks fame and fortune using the world of credit cards. Unfortunately for him, and the banks, he has no concept of credit card limit.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Mermaid Beach Productions

Dear Cardholder Trailers

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Cast

Hec Harris

Robin Ramsay

Aggie Smith

Jennifer Cluff

Jo Harris

Marion Chirgwin

Alfred Block

Russell Newman

Mr. Hart

John Ewart

Mr. Ardent

Patrick Cook

Antoinette

Arianthe Galani

Terence

Bob Ellis

Bank Secretary

Helen Mutkins

Egg Marketing Man

Phil Lambert

Waiter

Kenneth Radley

Maitre D'

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