I Hired a Contract Killer

Oct 12, 1990

1h 20m

★ 6.9

Overview

After losing his job and realizing that he is alone in the world, a businessman opts to voluntarily end his life. Lacking courage, he hires a contract killer to do the job. Then, while awaiting his demise, he meets a woman and promptly falls in love.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Villealfa Filmproductions

Finnkino

Esselte Video

Megamania

Pyramide Productions

Pandora Film

Channel 4 Television

I Hired a Contract Killer Trailers

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Cast

Henri

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Margaret

Margi Clarke

The Killer

Kenneth Colley

Departmen Head

T.R. Bowen

Secretary

Imogen Claire

Landlady

Angela Walsh

Cab Driver

Cyril Epstein

Pete

Nicky Tesco

Charles Cork

Killer's Boss

Michael O'Hagan

Bartender

Tex Axile

Receptionist

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