Dirty O'Neil

May 1, 1974

1h 29m

★ 4.5

Women who make the kind of offer a Cop can't refuse! The public servant who serves ... and serves... and serves...

Overview

A police officer has very little work as there is virtually no crime in his small California town...until three hoodlums appear and rape a young woman.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Thriller

Production Companies

Metaphor Production

United Producers

American International Pictures

Dirty O'Neil Trailers

Cast

Jimmy O'Neil

Morgan Paull

Lassiter

Art Metrano

Lizzie

Pat Anderson

Ruby

Jeane Manson

Vera

Katie Saylor

Lou

Raymond O'Keefe

Bennie

Tommy J. Huff

Bob Potter

Clyde

Sam Laws

Mrs. Crawford

Liv Lindeland

Bobby

Kitty Carl

Mary

Tara Strohmeier

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