Artists In Agony: Hitmen at the Coda Teahouse

Dec 10, 2021

1h 39m

★ 0.0

They Put The Ass In Assassin.

Overview

A mockumentary dark comedy where a camera crew follows four hitmen who end up getting killed in the infamous Coda Teahouse Massacre.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Lucien Mercy

Ariadne Shaffer

Frosty

Jason Frost

Angel Mercy

Melanee E. Nelson

Jewel/Lady Faith

Kate Huffman

Red Rick

Pall McQueen

Agent Jonathan Sully

Joel Stoffer

Mal

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