The Disappearance of Kevin Johnson

Jul 25, 1997

1h 45m

★ 2.6

In Hollywood, sex sells and money talks. Any questions?

Overview

The Disappearance of Kevin Johnson is a mockumentary on the disappearance of a fictitious wealthy British film producer, Kevin Johnson, who is dealing in sex, lies and blackmail in Hollywood.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Himself

Pierce Brosnan

Himself

James Coburn

Himself

Dudley Moore

Police Detective

Alexander Folk

Gayle Hamilton

Bridget Baiss

Security Guard

Carl Sundstrom

Jeff Littman

Michael Brandon

Leela Kerr

Keely Sims

Ramon Garcia

Hector Elias

Ricky Ryan

John Hillard

Rhonda

Heather Stephens

Willis Stevens

Rick Peters

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