Cinematic Titanic: Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks

Nov 24, 2008

1h 29m

★ 7.8

Overview

Things get a bit randy in this version of Mary Shelley's immortal classic about... immortality. Just as our resident mad scientist is about to bring his creature back to life, he is forced to use a sub-standard brain. The Cinematic Titanic crew offer more hilarious commentary as they set their sights on a Frankenstein's castle chock full of angry villagers, grave robbers, and skinny dippers.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Cinematic Titanic

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Cast

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Trace Beaulieu

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Frank Conniff

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Joel Hodgson

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Mary Jo Pehl

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J. Elvis Weinstein

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Cinematic Titanic: Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks

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