Spiderbabe

Oct 14, 2003

1h 29m

★ 4.4

Overview

A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

E.I. Independent Cinema

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Cast

Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe)

Erin Brown

Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)

Julian Wells

Lisa Knoxx

Darian Caine

Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson

Adam Cox

Aunt Maybe

Christine Domaniecki

Uncle Flem

Peter Quarry

Dr. Dowell

Michael R. Thomas

Queen Bee

Shelby Taylor

Manholio Bar Manager

John Link

School Bully

Justin Wingenfeld

Ring Master

John Paul Fedele

Clown #1

Terry West

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2.0

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3.5

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4.2

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