No era penal... era puñal

Dec 31, 2015

1h 22m

★ 5.9

Overview

Rosa Melo seeks to form a women's soccer team to win the women's soccer championship, but her players have no knowledge of soccer. So they decide to use their attributes to win the match.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Próculo

Alberto Rojas

Cipriano

Roberto 'Puck' Miranda

Emma Frodita

Esmeralda Cervantes

Sex Machine Team

Lizeth Alejandra

Guerreras Team

Ayda Alvarez

Guerreras Team

Marisol Andalón

Sex Machine Team

Clio Campos

Secretary

Arianna Conde

Guerreras Team

Darleen Escoto

Rosa

Maribel Fernández

Sex Machine Team

Karla Gabrielle

Guerreras Team

Cinthia Gutierrez

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