Cannibal Clown Killer

Oct 12, 2015

0h 14m

★ 2.0

Kill'em if they can't take a joke.

Overview

Cannibal Clown Killer is an 80's style post-apocalyptic landscape where half the earth's population has been killed off by a bacteria which contaminated gluten food filler and MSG products. Of those who did not die they awoke to a new nightmare, half the survivors had been turned into man-eating mad clowns hell-bent on consuming the world. In the dawn of this new world filled with blood, horrors, and painted faces a single female warrior has emerged. With a blade at her back, this nameless hero tracks across this wilderness saving those she can while on her quest for the clown that killed her parents. Happy Jack.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Dungeon Films

Hierarchy Pictures

MCC /Stray Whale Productions

Inner Image Media

Dungeon Pictures

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Cast

The Hero

Kelly Kula

Happy Jack

Tawd Jeremy Beckman

Giggles

Brittany Ortiz-Nelson

Buttons

Christine Hassay

Seltzer

Daniel Pierce

Hammer Clown

Michael McIntyre

Mallet Clown

Brad Bentz

Shoe Clown

Ajala Bandele

Hula Clown

Jason McNeil

Kitchen Clown

Abica Dubay

Nail in Board Clown

Mel Turner

Ball Clown

Anton Ray

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