Teenage Caveman

Apr 3, 2002

1h 30m

★ 3.7

The future sucks.

Overview

In a post-apocalyptic future mankind is lives in a prehistoric manner. After killing his father for sexually assaulting his girlfriend, the son of a tribal leader runs away with a group of his teenage friends. They are taken in by Neil and Judith who introduce them to the vices outlawed by their tribes namely sex and drugs.Neil and Judith, however, are genetically altered indestructible mutants who have their own plans for the future of the human race.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Creature Features Productions LLC

Teenage Caveman Trailers

Cast

David

Andrew Keegan

Sarah

Tara Subkoff

Judith

Tiffany Limos

Elizabeth

Crystal Celeste Grant

Neil

Richard Hillman

Vincent

Stephen Jasso

Joshua

Shan Elliot

Heather

Hayley Keenan

Shaman

Paul Hipp

Tribal Leader

David Stifel

Caveman Guard

Rob Hill

Puppeteer

David Monzingo

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