Womb Raider

Dec 9, 2003

1h 28m

★ 3.5

Overview

When wealthy treasure hunter Cara Loft is delivered an invitation to meet renowned art collector Dr. Scrotus, the sexy adventurer is thrust head-on into the greatest and most dangerous erotic adventure of her life... the search for the three sacred wombs. With danger at every turn, and beautiful but lethal spy Natasha hot on her heels, Cara must travel to the scorching deserts of Arabia, the untamed jungles of Africa, and the mysterious mountains of Tibet in order to reunite the legendary womb idols of creation.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Production Companies

Cyber-Scan Films

Womb Raider Trailers

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Cast

Cara Loft

Lauren Hays

Natasha

Antoinette Abbott

Milla / Statue Priestess 2

Annie Body

Zulu Warrioress

Shalimar Another

Dr. Scrotus / Dylan

Roland Lanza

Scrotus' Henchman 1 / Prince's Guard 2

Christopher St. James

Prince's Guard 1

Randolph Scott

Servant Harem Girl

Mercedes Bin

Desert Prince

Gustavo Cardenas

Harem Girl 1 / Statue Priestess 1

Crystal White

Harem Girl 2

Sirena Scott

Tibetan Guide

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