The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro

Jun 29, 2012

2h 14m

★ 0.0

Overview

"ANG MGA KIDNAPER NI RONNIE LAZARO" is about a group of down and out-of-luck men who decided to make a film starring Ronnie Lazaro, the most sought-after indie actor in the Philippines. Things get complicated when Lazaro decides to beg-off from acting on their supposed "indie film" and the guys were forced to abduct the actor." - Agimat Project

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Film Development Council of the Philippines

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Cast

Ronnie Lazaro

Nonie Buencamino

Epy Quizon

Dwight Gaston

Soliman Cruz

Raul Morit

Hector Macaso

Mon Lee

Ramona Gaston

Roence Santos

Pipo Alfad

Frank Corona

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The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro

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