Al Coholic: Ace Attorney

Oct 19, 2019

0h 22m

★ 10.0

The most pointless thing to happen to cinema since Solo: A Star Wars Story

Overview

A dim-witted defense attorney fights for justice in defense of a man accused of killing famous Scientologist Tom Cruise and some other individuals that don't matter. Full of inconsistent characters and stupid jokes, this thrilling adventure will leave you saying "huh, that was certainly a thing."

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Thriller

Production Companies

TOCCU

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Cast

Al Coholic / Rick O'Shay / Himself

Terry Fiedofwater

Lois Price / Highest Price / Nick Furry

Outhouse

Jim Nasium

Nicholas Onciul

Brendan Fraiser

Austin Lewis

Uncle Harold Andkumar

Samuel Suhan

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