Blubberella

Jul 29, 2011

1h 23m

★ 3.0

She will kick ass with her big ass

Overview

An action comedy centered on Blubberella, an overweight half-vampire woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. She must face an army of undead Nazi soldiers in her valiant struggle against bloodshed and tyranny.

Genres

Horror

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Event Film Distribution

BR3 Productions

Blubberella Trailers

Cast

Blubberella

Lindsay Hollister

Vadge

Willam Belli

Adolf Hitler

Uwe Boll

Nathaniel Gregor

Brendan Fletcher

The Commandant

Michael Paré

Magda Markovic

Annett Culp

Doctor Mangler

Clint Howard

Lt. Caspar Jaeger

Steffen Mennekes

Director

Arved Birnbaum

Slutlana

Safiya Kaygin

Bartender

Nik Goldman

Prostitute

Davorka Tovilo

In 1944, in the Belgian - German border, seven German soldiers survive an American attack in the front and lock themselves in a bunker to protect the position. Under siege by the enemy and with little ammunition, they decide to explore underground tunnels to seek supplies and find an escape route. While in the tunnel, weird things happen with the group.

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