Figures Don't Lie

Oct 8, 1927

1h 0m

★ 0.0

One Blonde They All Prefer-and There's a reason

Overview

Figures Don't Lie is a showcase for the physical charms of lovely Esther Ralston, who in one scene proves the accuracy of the title by donning a fetching one-piece bathing suit. The main story concerns wise-guy insurance salesman Richard Arlen, who through a combination of hard work and sheer gall lands a job as sales manager. But he can't land heroine Ralston, who has remained cool to his charms ever since he tried to make a play for her on the street. A lost film.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Paramount Famous Lasky Corporation

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Cast

Janet Wells

Esther Ralston

Bob Blewe

Richard Arlen

'Howdy' Jones

Ford Sterling

Mamie

Doris Hill

Mrs. Jones

Blanche Payson

Dolores

Natalie Kingston

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Figures Don't Lie

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