A Pyromaniac's Love Story

Apr 28, 1995

1h 34m

★ 5.1

Warning: This is only a love story. Do not try this at home.

Overview

A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Hollywood Pictures

A Pyromaniac's Love Story Trailers

Cast

Garet

William Baldwin

Sergio

John Leguizamo

Stephanie Potts

Erika Eleniak

Perry

Michael Lerner

Mr. Linzer

Armin Mueller-Stahl

Mrs. Linzer

Joan Plowright

Sgt. Zikowski

Mike Starr

Jerry

Julio Oscar Mechoso

Hattie

Sadie Frost

Mrs. Olden

Elena Kudaba

Bartender

Michael McCullough

Maid

Jennifer Rolin

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