Sexy American Idle

Jul 4, 2004

1h 30m

★ 1.5

Seduction Cinema's OUTRAGEOUS & SEXY spoof of TV's SMASH HIT!

Overview

This ultra-sexy spoof of the hit TV show "American Idol" finds a small town putting on a splashy talent competition that features an endless parade of inept performers, bizarre personalities, talentless hacks and a quartet of eccentric judges. SEXY AMERICAN IDLE - Northeast Westover is putting on a splashy talent competition to end all talent competitions. Hosted by the obnoxious duo Neil and Bob and lorded over by a panel of delectable judges and drunken British rocker Glitter Bolan, all manners of bizarre personalities, inept acts and talentless hacks are encouraged to take the stage to do what they do worst! In the midst of the carnival atmosphere and dog-eat-dog competition, there’s more than ample time for the luscious and promiscuous hopefuls to discover where their true talents lie. They can’t carry a tune or dance a lick, but these gorgeous women know how to “perform,” and it makes for Reality TV at its uncensored best.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Seduction Cinema

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Cast

Emily

Erin Brown

Eunice Willnotbe / Allanah / Burn Girl

Julian Wells

Maria Snart

Anushka Garin

Ice

Darian Caine

Ice

A.J. Khan

Annie Cockledue

C J DiMarsico

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