Critical Care

Oct 31, 1997

1h 47m

★ 6.4

At Memorial Hospital no one ever dies... Until their insurance runs out.

Overview

Werner Ernst is a young hospital resident who becomes embroiled in a legal battle between two half-sisters who are fighting over the care of their comatose father. But are they really fighting over their father's care, or over his $10 million estate? Meanwhile, Werner must contend with his nutty supervisor, who insists that he only care for patients with full insurance. Can Werner sidestep the hospital's legal team and do what's best for the patient?

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Mediaworks

ASQA Film Partnership

Live Entertainment

Village Roadshow

Critical Care Trailers

Cast

Dr. Werner Ernst

James Spader

Felicia E. Potter

Kyra Sedgwick

Stella

Helen Mirren

Dr. Butz

Albert Brooks

Nun

Anne Bancroft

Furnaceman

Wallace Shawn

Rafael ("Bed Two")

Jeffrey Wright

Constance 'Connie' Potter

Margo Martindale

Dr. Hofstader

Philip Bosco

Robert Payne

Edward Herrmann

Richard Wilson

Colm Feore

Poindexter

James Lally

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