Avida

Sep 13, 2006

1h 23m

★ 5.6

Overview

The kidnapping of a plump billionaire's dog by a deaf-mute and 2 ketamine addicts goes wrong. The wealthy woman takes advantage of the situation to make them fullfil her last wishes.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

MNP Entreprise

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Cast

L'homme à la tête de scotch

Benoît Delépine

Le garde du corps maladroit

Albert Dupontel

Le captif sourd muet

Gustave Kervern

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Fernando Arrabal

Le richa paranoïaque

Jean-Claude Carrière

La femme à la bonbonne d'eau

Kati Outinen

L'inquiétant directeur

Rémo Forlani

Le captif chantant

Stephane Sansverino

Le patron du zoo

Bouli Lanners

Le zoophile débonnaire

Claude Chabrol

Le taxidermiste incompris

Philippe Vuillemin

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