Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jun 10, 2001

1h 25m

★ 4.9

The Power of Jesus Impales You!

Overview

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Odessa Filmworks Inc.

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Cast

Jesus Christ

Phil Caracas

Maxine Schreck

Murielle Varhelyi

Mary Magnum

Maria Moulton

Father Eustace

Tim Devries

Johnny Golgatha

Ian Driscoll

Dr. Praetorious

Josh Grace

Gloria Oddbottom

Tracy Lance

Father Alban

Glen Jones

Danny Sabbath

Mike Funk

Blind Jimmy Leper

Lucky Ron

Santos

Jeff Moffet

Narrator

Ivan Freud

Kurt Hoffmann′s satire concerning Germany′s development during the first half of the 20th century tells the story of two schoolmates - Hans and Bruno. They could not be more different. While Hans is ambitious and must always work hard for his career, it seems that the happy go lucky Bruno is carefree.

6.0

Witwer mit 5 Töchtern

Sep 6, 1957

Father Scherzer generally buries himself in the books of the castle library, which he is responsible for managing. He is a warm-hearted but somewhat overwhelmed father to his five daughters, ranging from a preschooler to two teenage girls to a successful press photographer who flirts with a dashing dentist. While he is trying to sell the castle to an overbearing American millionaire, the housekeeper quits, and the youth welfare office insists on discipline and order in the five-girl household.

6.8

The Spessart Inn

Jan 15, 1958

Countess Franziska "is kidnapped" by a band of robbers. However, her father is not willing to pay the ransom so Franziska changes sides.

1.8

Orgy of the Damned

Oct 7, 2010

Fosco, a 300 year old vampire, lives in a beautiful mansion with his wife Sabina and their son Dimitri. Their lives are a non-stop lust orgy where anything goes and always does! Until, Fauna, a naive young woman, and her boyfriend, Micah, show up and turn the ecstasy-driven clan into murderous back-stabbers, hell-bent on revenge and power.

7.4

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Nov 13, 1992

Centuries-old vampire Count Dracula travels to Victorian London, where he becomes obsessed with Mina Murray—the fiancée of his solicitor, Jonathan Harker—believing her to be the reincarnation of his long-lost love.

4.0

Schlag auf Schlag

Jan 29, 1959

No overview available.

5.6

Vaya con Dios

Mar 28, 2002

Three monks are making their way from Germany to a monastry in Italy, because they cannot afford the rent for their facility any longer.

5.9

Vampire's Kiss

Jun 2, 1989

A publishing executive is visited and bitten by a vampire and starts exhibiting erratic behavior. He pushes his secretary to extremes as he tries to come to terms with his affliction.

6.4

Van Helsing

May 3, 2004

Famed monster slayer Gabriel Van Helsing is dispatched to Transylvania to assist the last of the Valerious bloodline in defeating Count Dracula. Anna Valerious reveals that Dracula has formed an unholy alliance with Dr. Frankenstein's monster and is hell-bent on exacting a centuries-old curse on her family.

7.3

Carrie

Nov 3, 1976

Withdrawn and sensitive teenager Carrie White faces bullying from classmates and abuse from her fanatically pious mother. When she begins to suspect that she has supernatural powers, things take a dark and violent turn.

6.0

Albint Alhulwat Alkadaba

Jan 1, 1977

The three friends (Adel), (Salah) and (Faraj) meet (Mona) the beautiful girl in the pension in which they reside, the three guys come close to her but she tends to (Adel) and confesses that she is involved in smuggling with (Baher) because he has Evidence of her brother's innocence from a murder involved, Adel and his friends decide to help her to get rid of (Bahir) and prove her brother's innocence.

6.8

History of the World: Part I

Jun 12, 1981

An uproarious version of history that proves nothing is sacred – not even the Roman Empire, the French Revolution and the Spanish Inquisition.

6.7

Mrs. Henderson Presents

Sep 8, 2005

Recently widowed well-to-do Laura Henderson purchases the Windmill Theatre in London as a post-widowhood hobby. After starting an innovative continuous variety review, which is copied by other theaters, they begin to lose money. Mrs Henderson suggests they add risqué burlesque acts similar to the Moulin Rouge in Paris.