Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jun 10, 2001

1h 25m

★ 4.9

The Power of Jesus Impales You!

Overview

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Odessa Filmworks Inc.

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Cast

Jesus Christ

Phil Caracas

Maxine Schreck

Murielle Varhelyi

Mary Magnum

Maria Moulton

Father Eustace

Tim Devries

Johnny Golgatha

Ian Driscoll

Dr. Praetorious

Josh Grace

Gloria Oddbottom

Tracy Lance

Father Alban

Glen Jones

Danny Sabbath

Mike Funk

Blind Jimmy Leper

Lucky Ron

Santos

Jeff Moffet

Narrator

Ivan Freud

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