Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Feb 27, 2020

1h 22m

★ 5.5

Overview

CIA agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the perilous mission of destroying “The Soviet Union!" As they enter the system using a VR simulation, their mission quickly turns into a delirious trap, far more complex than expected, as the fabric of reality starts unraveling around them.

Genres

Science Fiction

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Lanzadera Films

Alasti Kino

BiraBiro Films

Mojo Raiser Production

Rook Films

Avanpost

Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway Trailers

Cast

Agent D.T. Gagano

Daniel Tadesse

Agent Palmer Eldritch / Batfro

Agustín Mateo

Stalin / Roy Mascarone / Agent D.T. Gagano (Cartoon Version) / Stalin's Assistant

Guillermo Llansó

Batfro

Solomon Tashe

Malin

Gerda-Annette Allikas

Captain Lagucci

Rene Köster

Alfons Rebane

Lauri Lagle

Mr. Sophistication

Carlo Pironti

CIA Professor

Iveta Pole

Jiminy Cricket

Āris Rozentāls

Old Warrior 1

Metaferia Belayneh

Old Warrior 2

Tesfaye Fekade

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6.2

Spies Like Us

Dec 6, 1985

Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for nuclear war.

5.5

Virtuosity

Aug 4, 1995

The Law Enforcement Technology Advancement Centre (LETAC) has developed SID version 6.7: a Sadistic, Intelligent, and Dangerous virtual reality entity which is synthesized from the personalities of more than 150 serial killers, and only one man can stop him.

6.0

S1m0ne

Aug 23, 2002

The career of a disillusioned producer, who is desperate for a hit, is endangered when his star walks off the film set. Forced to think fast, the producer decides to digitally create an actress "Simone" to sub for the star — the first totally believable synthetic actress.

7.9

Ghost in the Shell

Nov 18, 1995

In the year 2029, the barriers of our world have been broken down by the net and by cybernetics, but this brings new vulnerability to humans in the form of brain-hacking. When a highly-wanted hacker known as 'The Puppetmaster' begins involving them in politics, Section 9, a group of cybernetically enhanced cops, are called in to investigate and stop the Puppetmaster.

6.7

Clear and Present Danger

Aug 3, 1994

Agent Jack Ryan becomes acting Deputy Director of Intelligence for the CIA when Admiral Greer is diagnosed with cancer. When an American businessman, and friend of the president, is murdered on his yacht, Ryan starts discovering links between the man and drug dealers. As former CIA agent John Clark is sent to Colombia to kill drug cartel kingpins in retaliation, Ryan must fight through multiple cover-ups to figure out what happened and who's responsible.

7.0

In the Line of Fire

Jul 8, 1993

Veteran Secret Service agent Frank Horrigan is a man haunted by his failure to save President Kennedy while serving protection detail in Dallas. Thirty years later, a man calling himself "Booth" threatens the life of the current President, forcing Horrigan to come back to protection detail to confront the ghosts from his past.

6.1

Above the Law

Apr 8, 1988

Nico Toscani is an Italian immigrant, American patriot, ex-CIA agent, aikido specialist and unorthodox Chicago policeman. He is as committed to his job as he is to his personalized brand of justice—expert and thorough bone-crushing.

6.5

Nirvana

Jan 24, 1997

Jimi, a computer game designer, finds that his latest product has been infected by a virus which has given consciousness to the main character of the game, Solo. Tormented by the memory of his fled girlfriend Lisa and begged by Solo to end its useless "life", Jimi begins a search for people who can help him both to discover what happened to Lisa and to delete his game before it is released.

6.1

American Ultra

Aug 19, 2015

Mike is an unmotivated stoner whose small-town life with his live-in girlfriend, Phoebe, is suddenly turned upside down. Unbeknownst to him, Mike is actually a highly trained, lethal sleeper agent. In the blink of an eye, as his secret past comes back to haunt him, Mike is thrust into the middle of a deadly government operation and is forced to summon his inner action-hero in order to survive.

7.7

Charade

Dec 1, 1963

After Regina Lampert falls for the dashing Peter Joshua on a skiing holiday in the French Alps, she discovers upon her return to Paris that her husband has been murdered. Soon, she and Peter are giving chase to three of her late husband's World War II cronies, Tex, Scobie and Gideon, who are after a quarter of a million dollars the quartet stole while behind enemy lines.

6.6

Conspiracy Theory

Aug 8, 1997

A man obsessed with conspiracy theories becomes a target after one of his theories turns out to be true. Unfortunately, in order to save himself, he has to figure out which theory it is.

6.3

The Cell

Aug 18, 2000

A psychotherapist journeys inside a comatose serial killer in the hopes of saving his latest victim.

2.8

Pocket Ninjas

Mar 25, 1997

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5.6

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

Mar 12, 2004

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7.3

Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase

Oct 9, 2001

When Scooby and the gang get trapped in a video game created for the gang, they must fight against the 'Phantom Virus.' To escape the game they must go level by level and defeat the game once and for all.

6.5

Assassins

Oct 6, 1995

Assassin Robert Rath arrives at a funeral to kill a prominent mobster, only to witness a rival hired gun complete the job for him -- with grisly results. Horrified by the murder of innocent bystanders, Rath decides to take one last job and then return to civilian life. But finding his way out of the world of contract killing grows ever more dangerous as Rath falls for his female target and becomes a marked man himself.

5.4

End Game

Jul 27, 2006

Alex Thomas was the man in charge of protecting the president but, when the time came to fulfill his duties, everything just went wrong. His conscience haunted by a bullet, and his devotion to his country stronger than ever, Alex teams with a seasoned reporter to navigate a treacherous web of lies, unlocking a dangerous conspiracy, and enter a deadly world in which skilled assassins and highly-trained ex-special ops lurk in every shadow.