Alien Autopsy

Apr 7, 2006

1h 35m

★ 5.6

Prepare To Be Stitched Up!

Overview

Humouristic reconstruction of the 1995 scandal when two British lads were accused of having faked a documentary from the Roswell incident in 1947.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Ealing Studios

Fragile Films

Qwerty Films

Warner Bros. Pictures

Alien Autopsy Trailers

Cast

Ray Santilli

Declan Donnelly

Gary Shoefield

Anthony McPartlin

Morgan Banner

Bill Pullman

Laszlo Voros

Götz Otto

Jasmine

Morwenna Banks

Melik

Omid Djalili

Harvey

Harry Dean Stanton

Camera Team

Mike Blakeley

Camera Team

Matthew Blakeley

Michael Kuhn

John Shrapnel

Nan

Madeleine Moffat

Maurice

John Cater

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7.6

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5.5

The People

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A young woman is assigned to teach school in a secluded valley whose inhabitants appear stern, secretive and anti-pleasure. Following two children who disappear to play in the woods, she finds that this is actually a community of extraterrestrials with mild paranormal powers who are attempting to repress and deny their heritage for fear of arousing prejudice and hatred in their human neighbors. Based on a series of novels by the late Zenna Henderson.

7.0

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8.0

Aliens

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6.3

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6.8

Four Weddings and a Funeral

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7.5

Shaun of the Dead

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6.2

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6.6

The Faculty

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6.4

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6.8

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6.0

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6.1

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4.0

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7.7

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6.0

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7.2

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5.6

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