Meet Monica Velour

Jun 4, 2010

1h 38m

★ 5.7

Fantasy meets reality

Overview

For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Meet Monica Velour Trailers

Cast

Linda Romanoli

Kim Cattrall

Tobe

Dustin Ingram

Pop Pop

Brian Dennehy

Amanda

Jee Young Han

Kenny

Daniel Yelsky

Claude

Keith David

Ronnie

Sam McMurray

Snickers

Elizabeth Shapiro

Young Monica

Jamie Tisdale

Kayla

Gracie Rose

Petting Zoo Club Owner

Tony Cox

Amandas Dad

Henry Yuk

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