Long Live the Seal

Mar 28, 1982

1h 32m

★ 6.4

Overview

Andrea, a nice girl, move from Veneto (north of Italy) to Roma. She is employed as a nurse in a medical practice. She soon is involved in a never-ending game of misunderstanding, couples exchange, sexual seductions.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Cinemaster

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Cast

Andrea

Lory Del Santo

Marisa Patacchiola

Michela Miti

Nonno

Riccardo Billi

Serena Patacchiola

Dagmar Lassander

dott. Filippo Patacchiola

Bombolo

Paolo Patacchiola

Fabio Grossi

imbianchino

Victor Cavallo

barbone

Franco Bracardi

portinaio

Giovanni Attanasio

barista

Sergio Di Pinto

tassista

Enio Drovandi

Domenica

Anna Fall

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