The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

Oct 27, 2004

1h 12m

★ 4.2

Overview

An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Seduction Cinema

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Cast

Dracula

Darian Caine

Van Helsing

Erika Smith

Philomenia

A.J. Khan

Maiden #2

Erin Brown

Klownie

Isadora Edison

Hottie

Andrea Davis

Smokin'

Jessica Abbott

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