Whatsoeverly

Jan 21, 2011

1h 33m

★ 6.1

I have no dream but I like beaver!

Overview

Corrupt and sleazy entrepreneur Cetto La Qualunque comes back to Italy and "jumps into politics" lest his law-abiding opponent, Giovanni De Santis, is elected as mayor.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Fandango

RAI Cinema

Whatsoeverly Trailers

Cast

Cetto La Qualunque

Antonio Albanese

Gerardo "Jerry" Salerno

Sergio Rubini

Carmen La Qualunque

Lorenza Indovina

Pino 'O Straniero'

Nicola Rignanese

Carmelo "Melo" La Qualunque

Davide Giordano

Isabel De Los Santos detta Cosa, la compagna sudamericana

Veronica Da Silva

Falso Invalido

Mario Cordova

Geometra

Massimo Cagnina

Comito

Maurizio Comito

Ragioniere

Alfonso Postiglione

Giovanni De Santis

Salvatore Cantalupo

Tenente Cavallaro

Antonio Gerardi

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