Lisístrata

Sep 13, 2002

1h 29m

★ 4.9

Overview

411 BC, Sparta and Athens are in a endless war, but Lisistrata, a beautiful woman has an idea to stop the fight, and convinces all the women to do it: no sex until there is peace.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

A. Llorens Olivé Producciones Cinematográficas S.A.

Fair Play Produccions S.A.

Lisístrata Trailers

Cast

Lisístrata

Maribel Verdú

Hepatitos

Juan Luis Galiardo

Ajax

Javier Gurruchaga

Cinesias

Jesús Bonilla

Mirrina (as Tete Delgado)

Teté Delgado

Gral. Termos

Aitor Mazo

Sabrina

Glòria Cano

Harpix

Eduardo Antuña

Potax

Antonio Belart

Lampito

Cristina Solà

Papila

Anna Maria Barbany

Gral. Bonus

Albert Trifol i Verdú

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