Kindergarten Cop

Dec 21, 1990

1h 51m

★ 6.1

Go ahead, YOU tell him you didn't do your homework.

Overview

Hard-edged cop John Kimble gets more than he bargained for when he goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to get the goods on a brutal drug lord while at the same time protecting the man's young son. Pitted against a class of boisterous moppets whose antics try his patience and test his mettle, Kimble may have met his match … in more ways than one.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Imagine Entertainment

Kindergarten Cop Trailers

Cast

John Kimble

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Joyce Palmieri

Penelope Ann Miller

Det. Phoebe O'Hara

Pamela Reed

Miss Schlowski

Linda Hunt

Cullen Crisp

Richard Tyson

Eleanor Crisp

Carroll Baker

Dominic Palmieri

Joseph Cousins

Dominic Palmieri

Christian Cousins

Sylvester's Mother

Cathy Moriarty

Samantha's Mother

Park Overall

Zach's Mother

Jayne Brook

Captain Salazar

Richard Portnow

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