It Ain't Hay

Feb 22, 1943

1h 20m

★ 6.4

THEY'LL GIVE YOU THE "HOARSE" LAUGH...when I give THEM the laugh-laugh! A Fun-Hit You Can Place Your Money On to Win

Overview

Abbot and Costello must find a replacement for a woman's horse they accidentally killed after feeding it some candy. They head for the racetrack, find a look-a-like and take it. They do not realize that the nag is "Tea Biscuit," a champion racehorse.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

It Ain't Hay Trailers

Cast

Grover Mockridge

Bud Abbott

Wilbur Hoolihan

Lou Costello

Kitty McClain

Grace McDonald

King O'Hara

Cecil Kellaway

Gregory Warner

Eugene Pallette

Peggy / Princess O'Hara

Patsy O'Connor

Private Joe Collins

Leighton Noble

Umbrella Sam

Shemp Howard

Colonel Brainard

Samuel S. Hinds

Harry, the Horse

Eddie Quillan

Slicker

Richard Lane

Chauncey the Eye

David Hacker

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