Clerks

Oct 19, 1994

1h 32m

★ 7.4

Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.

Overview

Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

View Askew Productions

Clerks Trailers

Cast

Dante

Brian O'Halloran

Randal

Jeff Anderson

Veronica

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Caitlin

Lisa Spoonauer

Jay

Jason Mewes

Silent Bob

Kevin Smith

William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer

Scott Mosier

Angry Mourner

Scott Mosier

Chewlie's Rep

Scott Schiaffo

Old Man

Al Berkowitz

Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer

Walt Flanagan

Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Walt Flanagan

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8.2

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7.4

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7.7

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0.0

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5.2

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6.4

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4.8

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7.5

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4.9

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5.8

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6.5

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0.0

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No overview available.

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7.1

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6.6

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6.4

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6.1

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