Helsinki Mansplaining Massacre

Apr 21, 2018

0h 15m

★ 5.2

Who will survive and what will be explained to them?

Overview

One woman’s desperate struggle to survive a horde of men with frail egos, who just want to explain everything to her. But the biggest horror may be closer to her than she thinks.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Bufo

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Cast

Essi

Anna Paavilainen

Make

Kari Hietalahti

Ukki

Vesa-Matti Loiri

Jonne

Pekka Strang

Roosa

Ella Lahdenmäki

Julius

Leo Sjöman

Ville

Iska Strang

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