Bear Force One

Apr 10, 2010

0h 25m

★ 1.0

Overview

The President hates bears because a big bear tried to kill his father. After declaring war on all bears, Air Force One is hijacked by bearrorists.

Genres

Action

Comedy

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Cast

President Clint Steel

Andy Mogren

Branson

Matt Houchin

Cory Matthews

Alex Barbatsis

Jeff

John Lange

Captain Johnson

Tony Cavalero

Captain Cindy

Sandra McCoy

Rita

Caitlin Thompson

Lola Bush

Olivia Henry

Gill Bisby

Joe Bereta

Ronny

Luke Barats

Himself

Brian Corsetti

Angriest News Reporter

Jonny Loquasto

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