Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade

Jan 1, 2005

1h 42m

★ 4.7

Three sexy adventurers experience erotic escapades while hunting for ancient treasures.

Overview

Alabama Jones, Oklahoma Jones, and California Jones are three sexy adventurers who hunt ancient treasures for a museum curator. They manage to defeat the floating flaming skulls that had killed previous treasure hunters and take the idol of Punani. Their next assignment is to find a drunken tracker named "Jungle Bill" and convince him to lead them to the Golden Mango of Tantu. During their quest they encounter sexy jungle goddesses, gorillas, natives, a hunky jungle man, a giant scorpion, lost aviator Amelia Airhead, and others while pausing frequently to enjoy erotic delights.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Production Companies

Digital Entertainment

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Cast

Alabama Jones

Angela Little

Oklahoma Jones

Nikki Nova

California Jones

Cheyenne Silver

Luna

Aria Giovanni

Queen of the Jungle

Sunny Leone

Jungle Bill

William Williamson

Dana the Archaeologist

Shyla Stylez

Lucy the Explorer

Taimie Hannum

The Curator

Deanna Merryman

Amelia Airhead

Kelle Marie

Jungle Man

Scott Styles

Interviewer (uncredited)

Samantha Phillips

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