The Green Butchers

Mar 8, 2003

1h 40m

★ 7.1

Pick your cut!

Overview

Svend and Bjarne work for a butcher in a small Danish town. Fed up with their boss' arrogance, they decide to start their own butcher shop. After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat. One hasty decision leads to another and soon the business thrives. In the meantime, Bjarne has to deal with his twin brother who has been in coma for years following a gruesome car accident.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

M&M Productions

The Green Butchers Trailers

Cast

Bjarne / Eigil

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Svend

Mads Mikkelsen

Astrid

Line Kruse

Hus Hans

Nicolas Bro

Villumsen

Aksel Erhardtsen

Tina

Bodil Jørgensen

Holger

Ole Thestrup

Juhl

Lily Weiding

Beate

Camilla Bendix

Håndværker

Tomas Villum Jensen

Ingrid Grith

Elsebeth Steentoft

Elektriker

Mikkel Vadsholt

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