Forever Never Anywhere

Mar 9, 2007

1h 28m

★ 6.6

Overview

History professor Baisch, his depressive and tablet-addicted brother-in-law Anzengruber and a manic cabaret artist have a car accident on a remote country road after a party. Wedged between two trees they get stuck, doors and windows can no longer be opened, the windows made of bulletproof glass cannot be smashed. Injured and with no chance of escape, they wait for days for rescue. Their only provisions are a bowl of herring salad and a few bottles of Prosecco. Fits of rage and fear alternate with overwrought hilarity and desperate fits of crying. But it gets worse...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Coop99 Filmproduktion

Forever Never Anywhere Trailers

Cast

Anzengruber

Christoph Grissemann

Baisch

Dirk Stermann

Schwanenmeister

Heinz Strunk

Toni

Philip Bialowski

Geherin

Eva Maria Neubauer

Baischs Frau

Gabriele Heckel

Gäste Weinlese

Silke Jandl

Gäste Weinlese

Bernhard Majcen

Apothekerin

Marion Dimali

Barkeeper

Christopher Schärf

Mann an der Bar

Alexander Rieder

Mathias

Markus Schleinzer

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