The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship

Jun 23, 2017

1h 40m

★ 5.2

All's Fair in Love and Wine

Overview

The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship is a smart, sexy comedy that explores the truth about relationships today.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

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Cast

Cat Lytton

Krista Bridges

Freddy Fiore

Enrico Colantoni

Richard Avery

David Cubitt

Amy

Brooke Palsson

Darren

Tony Nappo

Heddy

Kristina Nicoll

Max

Alvaro D'Antonio

Christine

Lina Giornofelice

Marta

Astrid Van Wieren

Andrei

Adam Waxman

James

David Paetkau

Chef Mario

Jefferson Mappin

Marie, who works as a successful door-to-door encyclopedia salesperson, has been married to her husband Francois for 12 years and has a two-year-old son. Though she is relatively content with her life, she feels something is wanting. Enter 50-year old African-American Bill. Initially she is annoyed by his insouciance, but she finds that she is irresistibly attracted to him. Soon the two are in the midst of sordid illicit affair. She knows little about her new lover, and he seems uninterested in learning about her, but the long sessions of lovemaking are something else entirely. Feeling out of control, Marie is increasingly repelled by her own actions. Psychologically, she struggles to reconcile her torrid encounters with Bill and mundane domestic chores such as bathing her son. Moreover, she finds herself incapable of hiding her adulterous behavior, rather she comes home with scratches and hickeys all over her body, to the devastation Francois.

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