The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship

Jun 23, 2017

1h 40m

★ 4.8

All's Fair in Love and Wine

Overview

The Colossal Failure of the Modern Relationship is a smart, sexy comedy that explores the truth about relationships today.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

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Cast

Cat Lytton

Krista Bridges

Freddy Fiore

Enrico Colantoni

Richard Avery

David Cubitt

Amy

Brooke Palsson

Darren

Tony Nappo

Heddy

Kristina Nicoll

Max

Alvaro D'Antonio

Christine

Lina Giornofelice

Marta

Astrid Van Wieren

Andrei

Adam Waxman

James

David Paetkau

Chef Mario

Jefferson Mappin

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