Apocalypse Clarkson

Oct 19, 1997

0h 59m

★ 7.0

A supercharged blend of havoc and horsepower!

Overview

Clarkson compares a number of sports and touring cars to find the best-handing car in the world. Jeremy tests a reviled Lada to destruction, a Toyota off-roader is matched head to head with the largest muckspreader Europe can offer and a whole lot more besides!

Genres

Documentary

Comedy

Production Companies

On the Box Productions

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Cast

Himself

Jeremy Clarkson

Himself

Valentino Balboni

Himself

Richard Burns

2003 has been the best year for new cars ever. But I’m not interested in reliability, fuel consumption or even cup holders. This is all about finding the car of the year that put the biggest smile on my face.....It’s all about excitement... So I put the Bentley Continental GT head to head against the Rolls Royce Phantom in a heavy metal drag race. I pitch the Mitsubishi Evo VIII against its old enemy the Subaru Imprezza Sti. I choose the best road car you can use on a track and the contenders are the Lotus Elise, the Vauxhall VX220 Turbo and the new TVR350C. There's a supercar showdown between the Pagani Zonda and the Koenigsegg. And I throw down the gauntlet to the Lamborghini Gallardo, the Aston Martin DB7 GT, the Porsche GT3 and many, many more. I also found time to put a new spin on the art of caravan towing - flipping one on to its roof and hooking it up to a super fast Overfinch Range Rover. In fact, I had so much fun...I’m still smiling now. I'm sure you will too.

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6.1

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3.0

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6.6

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5.6

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5.3

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5.5

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6.9

Mike's New Car

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6.6

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5.3

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5.4

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5.0

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8.5

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4.5

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4.1

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6.4

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5.5

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7.3

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4.3

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Apocalypse Clarkson

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