Apocalypse Clarkson

Oct 19, 1997

0h 59m

★ 7.0

A supercharged blend of havoc and horsepower!

Overview

Clarkson compares a number of sports and touring cars to find the best-handing car in the world. Jeremy tests a reviled Lada to destruction, a Toyota off-roader is matched head to head with the largest muckspreader Europe can offer and a whole lot more besides!

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Comedy

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Cast

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Jeremy Clarkson

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Valentino Balboni

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Richard Burns

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