Personal Services

Feb 12, 1987

1h 45m

★ 6.0

The future lies in kinky people

Overview

Fed up with working hard just to scrape by, Christine Painter comes up with a bold plan to become the madam of a brothel and earn her financial freedom: she opens a house of spanking to fabulous reviews.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

British Screen Productions

Zenith Entertainment

United International Pictures

Personal Services Trailers

Cast

Christine Painter

Julie Walters

Shirley

Shirley Stelfox

Wing Commander Morten

Alec McCowen

Dolly

Danny Schiller

Timms

Tim Woodward

Helen

Suzette Llewellyn

Rose

Victoria Hardcastle

Sydney

Dave Atkins

Edward

Ewan Hooper

David Painter

Alan Bowyer

Mr. Marples

Peter Cellier

Mr. Marsden

Benjamin Whitrow

A banker has died. He trafficked in nuclear material, so French intelligence assign two agents to find his list of contacts, which are on a flash drive: Muriel - the boss, acerbic, willing to sleep with any man, wondering if she should have a child - and Philippe, younger, boyish, meticulous, bothered by Muriel's frank sexual interest. They watch Constance, the banker's widow: a naïve, friendly, open, trusting. She's taking opera lessons, so the French spies join the class, which Muriel enjoys. It seems that other spies are after the same USB, and some of them sing as well. Singing, spying, and sex lead to duets of all kinds as well as to an eventual showdown.

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