We'll Never Have Paris

Oct 1, 2014

1h 29m

★ 4.8

Overview

Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Bifrost Pictures

The Bridge Finance Company

E2B Capital

H3 Films

Orion Pictures

K5 International

Dog-Eared Pictures

We'll Never Have Paris Trailers

Cast

Quinn

Simon Helberg

Devon

Melanie Lynskey

Jameson

Zachary Quinto

Jean

Judith Light

Kelsey

Maggie Grace

Terry

Alfred Molina

Kurt

Jason Ritter

Leah

Meredith Hagner

Neighbor

Geoffrey Cantor

Francoise

Dana Ivey

Isaac

Jamil Mena

Nurse

Lizan Mitchell

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