Holy Goalie

Jan 5, 2018

1h 35m

★ 5.6

Overview

A young priest coaches a team of uncoordinated monks in order to win a soccer tournament and save their monastery from being turned into a hotel.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Morena Films

Holy Goalie Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

Munilla

Karra Elejalde

Salva

Alain Hernández

Ramón

El Langui

Sara

Macarena García

Obispo

Tito Valverde

Simón

Joel Bosqued

Juan Bautista

Paco Rueda

Representante

Joaquín Núñez

Padre Huerto

Txema Blasco

Padre Profesor

Paco Sagarzazu

Padre Cienfuegos

Antonio Durán 'Morris'

Padre Grabiel

Chiqui Maya

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6.3

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6.1

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