Shelf Life

May 9, 2005

1h 33m

★ 0.0

Everyone has an expiration date

Overview

A branch library becomes the battlefield for a fierce war of wills in this dark comedy by writer-director Tamar Halpern. A head librarian quietly loathes the new book shelver, a feisty woman fresh out of rehab. But what begins as simmering passive aggression soon spirals into all-out war.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Ray the Mumbler

Richard Ankrom

Inspirational Tape Voice (Voice)

Robert Beckwith

Susan the Receptionist

Teneale Bender

Betty Bonhauser

Elisa Bocanegra

Nikki Reynolds

Betsy Brandt

Dickson the Computer Guy

Christo Brock

Amanda the Reporter

Tatum De Roeck

Nikki's Mom

Holgie Forrester

Library Punk #1

Jordan Halpern Schwartz

Uncle Tommy

William Jones

Charlie the Photographer

Jack Kennedy

Sergeant Knofelmacher

Bonnie J. Kirk

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