Egg Timer

Feb 28, 2025

0h 13m

★ 0.0

Overview

As Megan faces her 30th birthday, the pressure to take the 'next step' in life is overwhelming. But when her own opinionated ovarian eggs start chiming in on her every move, she finds herself navigating not just the expectations of family and friends, but also the brutally honest commentary from within.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Biscuit Filmworks

Slick Films

Outstanding Screenplays

Egg Timer Trailers

Cast

Megan

Ella Bruccoleri

Janet

Kerry Godliman

Sandra

Kate Robbins

Barbs

Polly Kemp

Nancy

Lauren O'Rourke

Dorothy

Alison Spittle

Jonny

Ross O'Donnellan

Megan's Mum

Elizabeth Hill

Megan's Dad

Steve Lorrigan

Perfect Man

Amit Shah

Perfect Wife

Adele Marie Heenan

Tipsy Aunty

Lynne Pearson

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