Long Flat Balls

Mar 31, 2006

1h 37m

★ 5.3

Overview

Six guys from Norway go on a trip to Germany to cheer on Norway in the world Championship of football. But it isn't easy to put their normal life aside, not even for football.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Zwart Arbeid

Long Flat Balls Trailers

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Cast

Edgar

Jan Edgar Fjell

Øyvind

Anders Fast Fjell

Petter

Petter Jørgensen

Karsten

Eirik Tobiassen

Kai

Kai Helge Hansen

Freddy

Frode Lie

Lars Olav Karlsen

Self

José Mourinho

Self

Åge Hareide

Klaus Bittman

Roman Roth

Helge

Henrik Morken Nielsen

Øyvinds mor

Vivi Haug

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