Simon Magus

Jan 1, 2013

1h 30m

★ 6.3

Overview

After finding out by chance that his ex-girlfriend Mina’s mother died, Simon decides to steal her body to provoke cathartic processes in Mina. Mina hasn’t been in contact with her mother for years because of some dark family secrets. Simon plans to keep the body hidden for a few days and then revive it. He possesses the powers needed to do this. However, the body is stolen from Simon and he has great difficulty retrieving it. Unaware of Simon’s problems, Mina confronts her past and the emotional baggage she’s been carrying for years.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Alka-Film Zagreb

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Cast

Simon

Sven Jakir

Mina

Jadranka Đokić

Vinka Brnardić

Mia Anočić Valentić

Katarina

Hrvojka Begović

Sandra

Mia Biondić

Vedran

Goran Grgić

Jura

Dean Krivačić

Zrinka Brnardić

Elizabeta Kukić

Tonka Brnardić

Jelisaveta 'Seka' Sablić

Glava

Dražen Šivak

Vegan Marko

Damir Klemenić

Vanda

Miljenka Androić

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