Bikini Avengers

Feb 24, 2015

1h 21m

★ 6.2

Overview

When the Jade Empress steals the world's largest diamonds, super heroes Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl must stop her before she uses the gems to build a dangerous sci-fi weapon.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Retromedia Entertainment

Bikini Avengers Trailers

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Cast

Lori / Bikini Avenger

Erika Jordan

Stephanie / Thong Girl

Jacqui Holland

Jade Empress

Sarah Hunter

Princess Brushka

Beverly Lynne

Carl / Henchman

Eric Masterson

Handmaiden

Cassandra Cruz

R.J. Ralston

Nick Manning

Lance

Jason Lockhart

Dave, the Security Guard

J.P. Knight

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6.4

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6.7

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6.3

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6.6

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6.8

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5.2

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5.0

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6.5

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4.1

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6.1

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6.3

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